Sasshole Sports Empire versus The Unmentionables

In a fantastic, back and forth game, Leraw stepped to the plate with 2 outs, 2 on, in the top of the 9th inning, trailing the Undies 6-5. After receiving a motivational pep talk that go down as in history as the "Don't Suck" speech, Leraw broke through the Undies defense, scoring 656 and bringing the game into a rare regular season extra innings match-up.
Stephen lead off the 10th inning with heroic left-footed double into a defense that was now down to 10. Rath feeling the pressure of Stephen's massive manliness on his shoulders, knocked in Stephen, and the go-ahead run with a double of his own, only to have the Undies again match, with a run of their own in the bottom of the inning.
Now only fielding 9 in 11th, neither the Sassholes or the Undies were able to crack each others armor, leading to the 12th inning. Fielding only 8 total, no catcher and 3 outfielders the Sassholes were unable to get a base runner in the top of the inning. The Sassholes took the pitch in the bottom of inning fielding a similar defensive layout, and quickly allowed 3 base runners while the Undies dropped a few bunts and one massive, gutless manbunt, by their captain, into a defense of only 8 players, to score one run, take the game, and humiliate themselves with their lack of sportsmanship. This is life at Fort Snelling...

• Kelley: 1 for 5
• Dean: 2 for 4