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Okay, it's been over a month since our last blog... Who would of thought sporting four consecutive days in a row (Mondays - Thursdays) would take up so much time?...
So here's were we're at:
Mondays-
Sasshole Sports Empire (Softball)After wining our first game out against DCM Services, we then got our butt's handed to us in our first ever 10 run loss against Cuzzy Freight Dogs, 1 - 11. Week three was dramatic, bottom of the ninth, two outs, come behind (lucky) win over NMDP Searchers, 20 - 19. Week four we worked over the Heavy Hitters, 19 - 7. This week the Beans will be taking the night off against the Slamma's in order to check out
Adele at
Theatre de la Jeune Lune. More to come on that tomorrow...
Through four games:
- KJ- 4 for 11, 5 Runs, 2 Walks
- Dean- 7 for 11, 5 Runs, 2 Doubles, 2 Home Runs, 8 RBIs, 1 Walk
Tuesdays-
MUSA Field Monitoring (Dean) &
Cleveland Steamers Kickball(Kelley)
Tuesdays at
Phelps Park kind of suck. There's a Boys & Girls club attached to the field and the little buggers are constantly running in out of the games. I kind of wish one of them would get hurt...
Cleveland Steamers are fielding an unusual roster this year, doing the opposite of most teams with the bare minimum of men (4) playing each game and fielding 7 ladies. The Steamers are definitely pretty in pink and having lots of fun, but have lost the first 3 games to
St. Paul's Gnarly Balls, Playground Bullies & Tony Danza Extravaganza. Oh well, let's head to
Adrian's.
Wednesdays-
Sasshole Sports Empire (Kickball)After jumping out to a huge win in week one, The Sass took one on the chin, losing to Smelt It, Dealt It 8 -3 in week two. Week three was another blow-out over the Kumquat Kicks! 24-0. Weeks four and five were pretty easy wins over Kickballski's 12 - 2 and Don't Kick Our Cheerleader... 16 - 3. The Sassholes will be taking this week off before starting the first round of the playoffs on June 11 as the 2nd seed.
Through five games:
- KJ- 10 for 21, 7 Runs, 5 RBIs
- Dean- 13 for 23, 9 Runs, 1 Triple, 4 Home Runs, 11 RBIs
Thursdays- Leaning Tower of Pizza (Kelley) & RH Puff N' Stuff (Dean)
The Leaning Tower of Pizza has started out really well with some big wins in a very tough division and still have a shot at the division title. LTop took out the ranked RH Puff N' Stuff in week one in a Bean-on-Bean match-up, The
Crushinators in week two and the Killazz in week three, before losing to division leader Can't Quite Score Enough in week four. Pizza bounced right back, beating another ranked team in week five, Gimme Your Lunch Money II. With only two games left and holding second place firmly, LToP takes on the Kickbusters this week.
RH Puff N Stuff have played up and down all season, losing games they should win, but having fun along the way. Puffy started out taking one on the chin, losing to rival Bean team Leaning Tower of Pizza. Week two Puffy rolled Gimme Your Lunch Money II, before taking a big win over highly ranked Unmentionables in week three. Puff N Stuff again rolled in week four over the Kickbusters before blowing the lead and post-season hopes against the
Crushinators in week five. Puffy takes on division leader, Can't Quite Score Enough this week in a game for pride.
We'll try and do better job staying on top of this blog in the future, as we don't really want to play four nights a week anymore.... I miss my
Netflix.
The Sassholes opened the 2009 season at a new field, with 2 new teammates, but managed to play the same softball, winning easily 19-9 against the Fowl Balls.
The Sassholes jumped on the NMDPs early and often, scoring in every inning on way to the 16-10 victory while both Beans earned a game ball. With just two games to go, the Sassholes sit at 8-2.
The Sassholes must have used the holiday week off wisely, as they avenged a week two 11-1 loss by walloping the Cuzzy Freight Dogs in only 4 innings, 22-3. They whole team was on offensively, going through the lineup 4 times and reaching base 27 out of 37 at bats. With only three games to go the Sassholes sit at 7-2 for the season.
The Sasshole softball team jumped down the DCM Service's throats in the 1st inning, scoring 7 quick runs and never looked back, winning 14-1 in 5 innings.
In a offensive display that lasted only 5 innings before time ran out, the Sassholes defeated last seasons rivals, The Red-Headed Step Children, 19-13. Trading big innings one after the other the Sassholes put up 6 unanswered in 4th inning before tightening the defensive screws (although Dean did his best to lose the game, now at 3rd base) and not allowing another run.
The sixth week of softball didn't treat the Beans too well as the Sassholes took a 13 inch Crappie to face, losing 13-10. Dean Bean has decided he can not play in the outfield at all after losing track of at least 3 routine fly balls...
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